In the Meantime there is Cake

This is for the dashing, most amazing for it is her birthday! Remember this day well, for it will be a national holiday to commemorate Christie after she takes over the world!

I believe Marion buys beautiful cakes all the time, just to look at it. To rub in everyone's face that she can afford these things and they can't have some until she says so

(I was going to handwrite happy birthday but then it would've been borderline insulting since my writing is terrible. Sorry!)